the road, the bed, the net, and the booty call

On the road again, this time in Connecticut with New York behind me… I am now finally, for the first time in over a week sleeping in a really real bed, all to myself.  New york was a blast, days filled with various implements of torture: floggers, electric zappers, nipple clamps, rope, steel shackles, oddball medieval furniture and of course PD, the mastermind of Hardtied and InSex having his wonderfully temperamental way with me 🙂  And nights, roaming around Brooklyn in such fine spots as Prospect Heights and Manhattan in Stuyvesant Town…..staying in a friends lovely high rise on a crap mattress on the floor, even once sharing it with a rather un-sporting not-so-young, way-too-gentle man (barely worth mentioning). Now I am ready for some serious R&R.

So now, I find myself, surrounded by snow FINALLY, and looking out upon a beautiful frozen river in Westport, CT.  Playing with 3 puppies and 3 kitties, going thrift store shopping, and of course my favourite downtime passtime, trolling for tail on the internet.  Why oh why do I get such good leads on the internet everyday?  What did I do before the internet? I think perhaps my social skills were better.  Now it seems that men I meet on the internet have come to terms with who they are well enough to put the effort into looking for something in specific, and those we meet in person are so overcome OR SOMETHING with the convenience of it all that courtesy, manners, and even genuine interest go out the fucking window….give me a lovely ongoing, no maintanence necessary, meeting of the minds and wobbly bits internet originating relationship anyday over some troll you have to dodge like landmines….just my experienced 2 cents talking.

Anyhoo, this weeks website sex-gettign find is http://www.onlinebootycall.com  Genius.  Appropriately, I was invited to join this website from the producer of my first porn movie, while I was in NYC shooting my most extreme one…ha ha ha

Anyway it works like this, you have THE MOST bare bones of all profiles, upload a few pics, and people send you these booty call requests, and you can even troll in any city you are in (convenient for me)  Its literally been 24 hours for me and I have already sifted through about 75 of these requests…I have not yet taken the merchandise for a test spin yet, however if the numbers correlate at all to my last and current sex generating website (OKCUPID) the sheer volume will turn my dance card into a waiting list….while I meanwhile wait for prince charming 😉 hahahaha

So give it a shot, and let me know how it goes for you.  Im off to bed, or you know, to sift more applicants 🙂

~ by Klawdya Rothschild on January 17, 2009.

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